But, I'm a White Rat Ernest Samuel Llime - January 2009, Woodhaven Hey kids, let's play riddles! I beat you up in school they all think I'm cool I have no respect make you look a fool What am I? You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat! Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat. I'm your link to God and I take your money And every other day, I play with your fanny What am I? You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat! Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat. CHORUS: We know rats are dirty and they carry disease, They hide in dark places and they've scared Louise But a white rat is cute and it makes a good pet. So what is the problem - got it figured yet? Got your pension money and I got your rent The Fed gave me billions and it's all been spent What am I? You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat! Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat. I stole the election and I bombed Iraq I ripped up your constitution and that is that What am I? You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat! Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat. CHORUS: Copyright © 2009 Ernest Samuel Llime. All Rights Reserved.